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The only way to get out alive is to not die.

I'm 18.
...no one actually reads these things.


Boobies.
Sep 20 '14

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)

Sep 20 '14

lediableaquatre:

How tumblr thinks statistics works.

(Source: moonspillingin)

Sep 20 '14
Sep 20 '14

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda)

Sep 20 '14

(Source: churchilon)

Sep 19 '14
enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Sep 18 '14
nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?it doesn’t even have joysticks..do you even rumble??!?pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngster

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngsterimage

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

(Source: hsgn)

Sep 18 '14

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

(Source: bruhheem)

Sep 18 '14

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular)

Sep 17 '14

sci-universe:

Everyone needs this happy baby goat in their day!

(Source: vine.co)

Sep 17 '14

(Source: michaelsocha)

Sep 17 '14

Anonymous asked:

I came across a bestiality video by accident when I was 12 and it was the first pornographic thing I masturbated to.

the-pietriarchy:

Sep 17 '14

(Source: breakourbones)

Sep 17 '14

agentnorthcarolina:

Watching Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter videos is fun at first until it’s a game of “What haven’t I watched yet”.

Sep 17 '14
strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."