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The only way to get out alive is to not die.

I'm 18.
...no one actually reads these things.


Boobies.
Oct 1 '14

thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

image

Oct 1 '14

(Source: superwhofag)

Oct 1 '14

(Source: pyronoid-d)

Oct 1 '14

nikktheconqueerer:

YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

(Source: therealfangirl)

Sep 30 '14

disturbingly-average:

to all my followers who feel like they are alone, i just want you to know that i am always there for you. always. that strange noise you heard last night? that was me. the dark figure you see at the corner of your eye?  also me. it’s always me.

Sep 30 '14

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr)

Sep 30 '14

(Source: kelledia)

Sep 30 '14

(Source: timewastingclub)

Sep 30 '14

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

Sep 30 '14

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa)

Sep 30 '14
  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)
Sep 30 '14
john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

(Source: 4gifs)

Sep 30 '14

thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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Sep 30 '14
aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

(Source: teallikethecolor)

Sep 30 '14
"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke)